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[ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in please, relax, here in hollywood, ca. we had a beautiful weekend. you know what i did this weekend guillermo? went to disneyland. >> guillermo: that's nice. >> jimmy: no kids. i went by myself. and i texted them pictures of me on the rides. they were good sports about it. we are in week three now of the people vs donald trump. yes, week three. trump's hush money trial had the day off today in new york, giving our former president a well-deserved chance to nap and fart at home. according to one of his "friends" trump has been "miserable" in court. and that, "there is no more

horrible thing for donald trump than just having to sit there and be quiet. well, if that's the case, he's really going to love prison! he's going to have a great time. the toot fairy was in and outside court on friday where he got the weekend off to a hilarious start. >> i want to start by wishing my wife, melania, a very happy birthday. it would be nice to be with her, but i'm in a courthouse for a weak trial, a weak trial. terrible. we're doing very well in this rigged trial. everybody knows it. yesterday was a big day, but i do have to begin by wishing melania happy birthday. >> jimmy: oh, how sweet, how sweet. you know, you could also call her on the phone. how oblivious do you have to be to wish your wife a happy birthday outside the courtroom where you're on trial for paying off a porn star? melania spent the day at home in florida quietly celebrating with her prenup. on friday. this can't be good for trump's

mood. you know, he's been asking people to show up to protest outside of court and some of them actually have. >> new york hates you! new york hates you! new york hates you! new york hates you! >> jimmy: or maybe that was his building. i don't know. leave it to new yorkers to welcome their hometown hero back with open arms. trump was in miami yesterday for a little get-together with a favorite punching bag named ron desantis. ronny and donny met for several hours. they say -- the team said they knew the meeting went well when desantis came out of the room with trump's body bronzer all over his face. word is desantis promised to raise money for trump's campaign. man, would i love to have been in that room. trump going, "no, i called you meatball in a good way!" poor ron desantis, what a sad, pathetic little worm. they say he did this because he

wants to run for president again in 2028. that seems like a good idea. what he doesnt realize is trump is also going to be running for president again in 2028. but for now trump has ron desanctimonious as he called him, he has his little white boots in his corner, and he'll need them, because he isn't getting much help from his dummy sons. >> they're going after the guy because they shut down fdr drive? every time it costs 50. you can't go into duane reade. you can't go into cvs and buy skin lotion because it has to be locked behind plexiglas because theft is so high. >> jimmy: you can tell by the use of the word "skin lotion" that eric trump has never been in a duane reade or a cvs. i can't get my skin lotion without asking -- poor guy hasn't been able to touch himself for months. and of course no eric trump fox appearance would be complete without another thick round of

"my fathers." >> my father is feeling great. my father went up to harlem. they want to torture my father. my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father feels great. >> jimmy: i'm sure. probably because of all the skin lotion he has been hoarding. listen kid, i dont know how to put it to you, but your father thinks your name is derek. speaking of disappointing sons, over the weekend, trump posted five times about rfk jr. he wrote, "why did junior's family go so bonkers at the thought of him running against crooked joe biden? because they are radical left lunatics, and they can't conceive of their even more liberal brother running as anything else? maga 2024 don't waste your vote on kennedy!" trump wants to position kennedy junior as a left winger, because he knows he might siphon off some of the anti-vax vote. he's expected to get. you can see the overlap here. trump needs to do everything he can to protect the crazy vote. including, are you familiar with

a boxer named ryan garcia? if you are not, this will give you an idea of what ryan is about. >> you guys hate on me because i'm pretty. >> jesus is coming back. and i have predicted that there will be earthquake june 6th. ♪ thank you, jesus, thank you, jesus, jesus is king, king of kings, king of kings ♪ [ bleep ] you, mother [ bleep ]. yeah, that fear coming into your mouth like a bitch, thank you, jesus, king of kings, lord of christ, thank you, jesus, thank you r, jesus, than you, jesus, thank you, jesus. >> jimmy: you can see he is a pretty solid individual. so you'll never guess where ryan garcia showed up over the weekend. oh, did you guess mar-a-lago? in that case, you got it right. >> uh-oh, uh-oh, let's see what you got?

>> zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. >> vote for trump 2024, oh! >> jimmy: remember smokin' joe frazier? this is smokin' everything frazier. if you told me that was video from an insane asylum, i wouldn't bat an eye. in football news, the nfl draft wrapped up on saturday in detroit. and of all the players drafted, i'd like to give an honorable mention to wide receiver brian thomas, jr. brian was selected 23rd, by the jacksonville jaguars. but his mom ran away with the award for most valuable parent. >> i'm just happy for him because he put in a lot of work, you know what i'm saying. it's awesome. that's all i can tell you, it's awesome. it's awesome feeling. >> sondra, how far has this family come? >> we came from baton rouge, louisiana. >> jimmy: it's more than a thousand miles. another standout from the draft, was buffalo bills' first pick keon coleman.

who, clearly, has interests other than just football. >> from here? >> i forgot i went to school in michigan for two years. guess where i got this from, though? i'm going to tell you. guess, you're going to be wrong, though, but guess. >> tom izzo. >> nah! macy's. what you mean? they be on sale on the rack, all the colors. >> right. >> 79, 89, nice little deal. you get the trench coat for like $100. i take you there personally. i might go get some more colors. i need a blue one and another red one. >> jimmy: it's like a text from my mother, you know. and the best part about that clip is there's more of it. >> what's your thanksgiving sales too? >> i don't know about thanksgiving. you see, i shop with my mom. i get my coats in the summertime. you got to shop a season or two before, just in case. anything cheaper. because you go at thanksgiving,

everybody at thanksgiving, you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: i do, yeah. but i feel like others might not. smart guy. he also buys turkeys on the 4th of july. you know there are a lot of characters vying to be donald trump's running mate. one of them is south dakota governor, kristi noem. part of what you do when you run for -- you want to be a running mate, you write a book, you outline your world view and tell your life story. governor noem, did that, in her forthcoming memoir "no going back: the truth on what's wrong with politics and how we move america forward." the book comes out next month. but what we know from the excerpts released by the guardian is that kristi noem shot her 14-month-old dog. she wrote "i hated that dog," cricket was "untrainable", "dangerous to anyone she came in contact with" and "less than worthless as a hunting dog." and when cricket got out of the car and chomped on the neighbor's chickens, she said "at that moment, i realized i

had to put her down." cricket was a puppy, a wirehair pointer, that she was training to hunt pheasant. by her own account, she dragged cricket to a gravel pit , and shot it. "it was not a pleasant job," she wrote, "but it had to be done." >> no, it didn't. but she also says she shot the family goat in the gravel pit. and then i guess somebody realized this wasn't a great story to share with the world, so she posted, "we love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. sadly, we just had to put down three horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family 25 years." so, just to recap, for those who were horrified that she shot a puppy and a goat, she would like you to know she shoots horses too. who would write this? this is a great example of how stupid these people are. this woman, not only does she want to be vice president, she is the governor of south dakota. i don't know how big her staff is, but i'm guessing she has at least a dozen people working for her, probably a lot more. not one of those dozen or dozens of people raised a hand and

said, uh, governor, do you think maybe not a great idea to share that story about shooting a whole petting zoo at your house? maybe we save shooting a puppy in a gravel pit for the next book, you know?" this is a crazy person. i'm afraid of what she might do when she finds out how many chickens her favorite president has killed. obviously this is a pr disaster, completely of her own making, but team noem is working hard to try to somehow give this a positive spin. >> south dakota isn't just the best place in america to do business. it's also the best place to live, work, and play. if you like what you see, if you value our approach to reducing government and increasing personal freedom, we'd love to have you come join us. [ barking ] come grow your company. live your life, achieve your dreams -- [ whenning ] >> we can make it happen right now. because south dakota means business.

>> jimmy: and that is the end of kristi noem. even trump won't pick a puppy killer, right? this is a bit of a blow because trump would probably benefit from selecting a woman as his running mate, and she was probably his top choice. according to a new poll from the "new york times," only 31% of american females think trumps respects women, whereas 54% of men think he does. they think he respects women either "a lot" or "some." oh yeah. "mr. grab 'em by the [ bleep ]" has total respect for women. he's a regular gloryhole steinem. trump has a long history of respecting women he respected his ex-wife so much he buried her on the best hole of his golf course! i know it's just a poll, but it's just shocking to hear that a majority of men believe donald trump respects women. >> not as much as i do, jimmy. >> jimmy: sorry, what was that? >> sorry, i was just saying donald trump doesn't respect women as much as i do. i respect women deeply. >> jimmy: ok, good to know, but

i'm in the middle of a monologue -- >> no matter what beth says. >> jimmy: look, i don't have time for whatever is going on here. >> who's beth, you ask? sure, we can get into all that. excuse me, ally coming through. >> jimmy: no, i didn't -- i'm not at all -- >> just to recap for everybody, beth is my ex who thought i fundamentally misunderstood what it means to respect women, or whatever. but look at this. beyonce. >> jimmy: i see that, but -- >> women's stories matter! i saw barbie, i loved it. >> jimmy: i don't know why you're being defensive. >> i loved barbie even more than a lot of real movies. >> jimmy: "real movies?" what do you mean real? >> and how about that caitlin clark, huh? come on, really? i honestly prefer women's basketball. that's just me. >> jimmy: okay. hey, you name a second female basketball player? >> steph curry? >> jimmy: steph curry is a man. >> okay, okay. all right. the sexy bunny from space jam?

>> jimmy: not technically a woman. >> look, we're not so different, you and i:, okay? our love languages talk. we both respect women. and because of that, we both watch a lot of lesbian pornography. >> jimmy: that's not true and don't touch me. >> hey jimmy do you know how long it's been since i've gotten to respect a woman in the flesh? >> jimmy: a really long time? >> a really long time. but you know what? that's what being an ally is all about, respecting women from a distance. and for me, that distance is legally 500 feet. happy now, beth? >> jimmy: it's time for you to go. >> it's not history, it's herstory! this is what a feminist looks like. where's emily blunt? i'm going to respect her. [ applause ] >> jimmy: anyone else have anything? all right. hey, we have a fun show tonight. from "kingdom of the planet of the apes," owen teague is here with us. [ cheering ] we have music from carin leon and leon bridges. and we'll be right back with emily blunt.

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john mulaney, jeff ross, and jerry seinfeld. with music from rhiannon giddens and gary clark jr. with stevie wonder. >> guillermo: oh, wow! that's a great week. >> jimmy: what do you think about that? >>. >> guillermo: perfect. >> jimmy: gary clark jr. is bringing stevie wonder. that's a good one. we have a great guest tonight. she is an oscar-nominated actress and a five-star individual overall. her highly anticipated new movie with ryan gosling is called "the fall guy." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome emily blunt. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ good to see you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you getting all thor? >> i have massive platforms on tonight. these are just my legs.

>> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: i heard you on with howard stern this morning. >> how did you think i did? >> jimmy: i think you did great. not only did i think you did great, you and howard have great chemistry. >> i think i have great chemistry with howard stern. you know we spoke on the phone for half an hour after. >> jimmy: he didn't get enough. >> didn't get enough, yeah. >> jimmy: these two should do a show together, really. but i do feel like you probably, you have good chemistry with anyone you choose to have good chemistry with. >> well, it's easy with him. he is a great conversationalist. it's like playing ping-pong with someone exciting. >> jimmy: it was fun. say anything you wish you hadn't? >> i always say stuff i wish i hadn't. >> jimmy: did you have to text anyone? >> i didn't have to text anyone. but i knew he would ask the types of questions where i would have to snake my way out of it somehow. you good in bracing for impact a bit. >> jimmy: i liked it when you -- he was talking about -- he was asking you if you and john walk

around naked around the house. >> what did i say? did i say yeah? >> jimmy: you said you do. and you did not answer whether john did or not. >> well, i don't think it's fair to sort of reveal that. i think maybe when john does howard stern, he can talk about anything nude. >> jimmy: maybe they could be nude during the interview. >> oh, see that? howard sounds like a never nude. >> jimmy: and you described it quite beautifully, because howard hides his body from his wife. and you said when you're slithering into bed. [ laughter ] >> i get that feeling with him, surreptitiously slithering into bed before she cease him. >> jimmy: i think it rang a bell in his head. he thought yes, i am sitting into bed. >> he is the best, though, isn't he? >> jimmy: he is. >> he is like a sweet pea, which is a ridiculous thing to call howard stern, but i think he is a sweet pea. >> jimmy: he has definitely changed a lot over the last 30 years. >> yes, he has. i think he said a lot of those times just ruined his life. he said i can't do that again.

i have to be nice now. >> jimmy: you've been promoting "the fall guy" for quite some time now, months. >> for like too long. >> jimmy: you and ryan were great on the oscars. you were so funny on the oscars. >> you were great. no. >> jimmy: no, you guys were really great on the oscars. because there is a lot of -- there's a lot of planning that goes in. and then a lot of times like the writers will write stuff for the presen presenters, and sometimes they will do it. sometimes they won't. it almost never feels natural. but you guys, and speaking of chemistry, you and ryan gosling have really great chemistry. >> i mean, ryan, ryan gosling has more chemistry than a meth lab, let's be honest. he has it just brimming out of him. >> jimmy: he does, yeah. he does. >> he's got all that banter in him just locked and loaded. it's just easy. >> jimmy: even as a vaguely heterosexual man, it's hard not to blush in his presence. i mean, it really is.

>> you know, we were being interviewed by this male journalist, and he said, you know, ryan gosling, you just got that thing where someone walks in, and you just look them up and down and you ah says them, and it makes me really nervous. and then ryan did look very suspicious and looked him up and down, and oh my god, he does do that. i mean, ryan has an expression that i like at most times he looks a bit suspicious, like if you compliment him, it's like he's lost his glasses? he is looking for the nearest exit. >> jimmy: he doesn't like it? >> oh my god, he withers. he just hates it. >> jimmy: so when you guys are doing stuff together, do you jump in and help him? >> with what? >> jimmy: when he is being complimented? >> yes, i have to. >> jimmy: do you feel uncomfortable when you're getting compliments from people? >> i used to. i think if you're english, you feel everyone is being insincere. i feel we have that common trait. you sort of bat away nice things people say too. >> jimmy: i am uncomfortable with it.

but it doesn't necessarily mean i think they're being insincere. >> okay. >> jimmy: it just makes me go eggg. >> i think that's the inner sound i make, eggggh. but i think when i first came to america, it was alarming how easy americans find it to look someone in the eye and go you are amazing, you know. and i was what? what is that? i had like an allergic reaction to it. >> jimmy: your parents, i've met them. they're lovely people. >> they're the best. >> jimmy: are they effusive in that way about you? and your sisters and brothers? >> something with age. >> jimmy: that makes sense. your whole family is super talented. >> i think so. >> jimmy: it's almost ridiculous. >> yeah, it's not right. >> jimmy: it is competitive? did you feel like that made you who you are, having so many talented people in your house? >> i think -- i definitely grew up in a family where it was -- everyone was embraced for who they were. i didn't grow up in a family where my parents were too pushy, nor did i grow up in a family

where they were overly complimentary and blowing smoke up our asses. i don't know. >> jimmy: i think you told me when your mom met ryan, she was quite smitten by him. >> she was very nice in that white suit. i was like -- i was all right. >> jimmy: it is weird. >> you're at a 10 on the creep factor right now. >> jimmy: we don't want our parents to have any sexuality. >> no. >> jimmy: but we would not be here if they didn't. >> i know. have you had to have the birds and the bees talk with your kids yet? well, i told my son, who is 30, i just told him a couple of years ago. >> jimmy: okay, good. i'm glad kevin's grasped it now. that's why he looked different today. he looked a little shocked. >> jimmy: the way i told him was fully -- my mother never. >> never had the chat? >> jimmy: my dad either. my dad and i really didn't talk until i hit 25. >> perfect that sounds like a great father. >> jimmy: he was great father.

he was at work doing something, what, we don't know. he would come home at night. and in the morning he would get a suit on and go back to whatever it was he was doing. and it wasn't like i'm on the way out he was oh, by the way, mean news goes in the vagina. >> just lob it in. >> jimmy: you know what? i feel like we've gotten way off track. >> have we? >> jimmy: a little bit, a little bit. let's take a break. we'll collect our thoughts. >> and then i want to know if you get naked in front of your children. >> jimmy: all right. emily blunt is here. her movie is "the fall guy." we'll be right back. [ cheering ] ♪ plaque psoriasis. oderate to severe thanks to skyrizi, i'm on my way with clearer skin. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months. and skyrizi is just 4 doses a year after 2 starter doses. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine, or plan to. nothing on my skin means everything!

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>> jimmy: and i have bad memories of "the fall guy." it was on saturday night and it represented me not being out with any girls. i distinctly remember, and i love lee majors, he was the six million dollar man. i distinctly remember everyone being at the prom and the theme to "the fall guy" kicks in. oh, boy. >> this is no slight on lee majors, but now if you're not at the prom you be out with ryan gosling. >> jimmy: your daughters have met ryan? >> they have so obsessed with ken, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, my daughter too. she is 9. >> just wild. >> jimmy: she met him at the oscars. >> what did she do. >> jimmy: it was one of these. we didn't know she had that in her really. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: because she likes olivia rodrigo and taylor swift. >> at this age they tend to play it kind of cool. so they did get to meet him finally. and he popped over with eva and the girls to say goodbye. they stayed in new york while he

was doing "snl." and he brought them this massive box of roses that he'd had in his groom for "snl" that spelled "ken." and he said to the girls i really want to thank you for all the support of ken. and they literally were ahhh! and afterwards, my 8-year-old was "and they smell so good" almost like she was talking about him, you know. >> jimmy: you know, my son, kevin, who again had the same reaction when your husband john came over to our house. he was -- there was definitely some kind of that sort of thing. >> i think john likes that reaction. i think he'd like more of that from me. >> jimmy: did the whole family go to australia when you -- >> they all came to australia. >> jimmy: they did? >> yes. i know everyone comes out and talks about an australian animal story, but i do have one. du is it boring to talk about a spider story? have you had too many of those? >> jimmy: no. you're right, though, it does seem that and we do have some australians who are fleeing. >> oh, no, australians.

>> jimmy: they actually -- >> are you so sick of hearing people talk about spiders? oh, look, see. >> jimmy: these people are totally out of it. they think l.a. is clean, okay? [ laughter ] there's no coming from a different place up there. >> okay. so australia was very welcoming, loved it. the spiders were also very welcoming. and there was a night where i was just sitting having a quiet drink with john on the terrace. and i looked inside, and i saw one of those huntsmen. and it's not like how people go it was the size of my hand. it was bird in full wingspan. >> jimmy: they look like a crab? >> it was like that. i was to be take a sip, you're up, you're up, nope, nope, i won't. you're up. and john is very good with most insects. but he's got a bit of a thing about spiders. >> jimmy: probably never seen a spider of that size. >> so just seeing him go and get a tupperware and try to work his

way up to putting the tupperware over the spider and trying to act kind of cool about it. okay, i'm just going to -- okay, we're going to okay, here we go, yep. and i got the paper and i slid the paper under. >> jimmy: you helped? >> i handed it and then kind of backed up. and then he walked out. and he said everything was fine, but got outside, and it was pitch-black, so he couldn't see it, but he felt the spider go around the tupperware. thanks, any way, thanks, any way. and oh my god. and he released it, shook it out, but didn't know if it was out, because it was dark. and that was the inside in a scream. >> jimmy: can i tell you how i would have handled it? >> killed it? >> jimmy: i don't know, maybe, if i could have. if i had a bow and arrow or something, yeah, maybe. but i would have thrown the tupperware into the jungle or whatever. >> i know. why did he keep the tuppware? i don't want it. >> jimmy: it's not like you're

going to pack that and bring it home, right? >> i'm not going put leftover pesto in it. just chuck it. >> jimmy: but he's jack ryan, and neither one of us are. that's the kind of heroism that you display. oh, man. i wish i had known about the spider thing when you guys were living across the street. >> no. you would have been really mean. >> jimmy: yes, i would have been. >> we don't tell you these anymore. we don't trust you. >> jimmy: but now i know one. you're get one for christmas. >> perfect. >> jimmy: well, it's great to see you. congratulations on the movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the movie is "the fall guy." it opens in need theaters friday! emily blunt, everybody. we'll be back with owen teague. [ applause ] ♪ arget manager hailee! yeah listen, i wanted you to be the first to know... that target now has unlimited same-day delivery with target circle 360? how'd you know that? let's just say a little bird told me... hey lady, did you hear the news? it was judy, wasn't it? she told you!

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>> jimmy: hi there. music from carin leon and leon bridges is on the way. our next guest is a talented young man who doubles as a chimp, he takes on the role of noa in "kingdom of the planet of the apes." >> what did i miss? >> she spoke. >> oh. >> she called my name. >> you misheard. >> you said this nova was

smarter than most. >> within reason. some intelligence to be sure. >> i have a name. mae. >> jimmy: "kingdom of the planet of the apes" opens in theaters may 10th, please welcome owen teague. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? i'm doing well. i hear this is the first time on a talk show. >> yes. >> jimmy: so far, how has the experience been? >> wonderful. >> jimmy: did they have snacks for you backstage? >> they did, they did. i didn't eat any, though. >> jimmy: you were a chimp. others were a orangutan in the clip we saw. >> and there is a human. >> jimmy: you look very human. >> i won't tell you which one. >> jimmy: and human. okay. so you are in -- now wait, tell me. i don't know how this stuff

works. are you -- do you have hair and stuff on your face? or they put your dots on your head? >> oh, that's just me. no, it's performance capture. so i'm covered in little dots all over my face. and i'm going in a spandex suit with little reflective balls. and there is a camera strapped to my head. and it's fun. >> jimmy: got it. camera strapped to your head. pointing at you? >> pointing at me. it's a very flattering angle from right down here. >> jimmy: and seau howe heavy is that camera? >> i don't know. it's like a pound probably. it takes some getting used to. when they take it off at you at the end of the day, your head goes oop. because you have to tense. >> jimmy: did you practice with it before? do you keep it on driving and stuff? >> no. that would be dangerous. >> jimmy: this is what t, the fourth in the planet of the apes movie. this one takes place how many years after the last one?

>> hundreds. many generations. >> jimmy: so all those characters are dead? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. will you be dead in the next one? >> i hope not. >> jimmy: you hope not. >> jimmy: but they haven't figured that out yet. >> i don't think i'll be dead. yeah. >> jimmy: how do you audition to get a part as an ape? >> well, um, you set up the camera on in my case, in my little room, my apartment. and you get on the floor, and you read the scene. and you try to just forget about the fact that you're playing an ape and just play the truth of it. >> jimmy: you're not like going ooh ooh ooh ooh, or eating bananas or anything like that? >> i wasn't. but kevin durand in his audition actually, he showed this to me. he plays the villain, proximus. he did a video where he runs down the hallway in ape form and starts hooting at the camera.

and it's terrifying. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did that make you think ooh, maybe i should have done that? >> no. >> jimmy: because you got the part? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did it make you think he probably shouldn't have done that? >> no, because proximus is so, you know vibrant. >> jimmy: okay. and scary. >> and scary. >> jimmy: and then they send you to some sort of like an ape school, right? >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: were there apes at the school teaching you? [ laughter ] >> god, i wish. no. so before i went to australia to start ape school, i actually went down to a sanctuary in florida called the center for great apes, which is about an hour away from where i grew up. >> jimmy: oh, that's where trump lives right? [ laughter ] so it's near where you grew up. >> near where i grew up in florida. and i spent a chimpanzees there. the director of the center was very gracious. >> jimmy: so you watch these

animals and you try to pick up clues? >> right. so the thing that happened when i went to the sanctuary is i actually met a chimp there named bentley. and he had this kind of -- he had this kind of intelligence and curiosity behind his eyes. and it was the first moment that that's noa. and it was the first part of putting together the puzzle of figuring out who i was playing. >> jimmy: did you communicate with bentley in nany way? >> yes. we share body language. so there is always some communication. but there is another charleston there named noel who actually spoke a bit of american sign language. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i came in one day with a bandage on my finger, a band-aid, and she pointed at it and went which means hurt, hurt. >> jimmy: does that blow your mind when that happens? >> it changes your perception of what all this means. >> jimmy: does it make you feel like maybe they shouldn't be in the cages there? >> yeah. but also no, because the sanctuary at the center for great apes, they're not cages.

they're enclosures. so they're getting to live out the rest of their lives as chimpanzees. >> jimmy: is that the place where bubbles the chimp is? >> yes. >> jimmy: holy-moly! did you meet bubbles? >> in passing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you ask him about michael jackson? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> no. you know. >> jimmy: because you and bentley are hey, we've got a thing over here. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: bubbles is the real star. >> well, bubbles is just a chimp, man. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. so have you seen the whole movie yet? >> yes. not with an audience. i've seen 30 minutes with an audience thursday night across the street at the chinese heater will be the first full screening with people. >> jimmy: that's exciting, huh? >> yeah, really exciting. >> jimmy: have you been in a big premiere like that before? >> it was big. bury i was sort of -- i wasn't central, you know. >> jimmy: after words, did you have to tell everybody hey, i

was the ape? >> probably, probably. but i don't mind. >> jimmy: have you considered wearing a shirt that says i was the ape? >> you know, i actually -- >> jimmy: because i've been telling people i'm in the ape in the movie. >> and please continue, i don't mind. i have a shirt that says "ape" on it that i stole from the stunt department of the movie. yeah. >> jimmy: wear that tomorrow for sure. so people know what's up. >> you have to remind everybody. >> jimmy: hanging out at the party like yeah, i with husband in the movie. no you weren't. >> anybody can say that they're noa. they can't actually. because it kind of looks like me. >> jimmy: kind of. but really super kind of. like it's going to have to be six martinis in. >> you're being very kind. >> jimmy: well, congratulations on your apeness. and meeting bubbles. i never met anybody -- oh, no, you know what? bon jovi met bubbles. yeah. he was here few weeks ago.

he told me he met bubbles. hey, tell bubbles bon jovi says hello. >> i'll pass it along. >> jimmy: all right. owen teague, everybody. "kingdom of the planet of the apes"! [ cheering and applause ] opens exclusively in theaters on may 10th. we'll be back with carin leon. and leon bridges. ♪ >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by tequila don julio's summer of mexicana.

>> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by tequila don julio's summer of mexicana. >> jimmy: thanks to emily blunt and owen teague. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first - here with the song "it was always you" - with help from leon bridges, carin leon! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ last night there was a love crime i guess i'm takin' ♪ ♪ the fall

all signs sayin' i'm the bad guy ♪ ♪ when you don't get what you want ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ it feels like maybe, maybe it's you ♪ ♪ maybe it's you ♪ ♪ the reason the reason for all my pain keep me up night and day ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ i finally see

there was nothing wrong with me it was always you ♪ [ cheering ] ♪ thinkin' of the wrongs within myself contemplatin' like ♪ ♪ am i good for your health ooh yeah but now i realize ♪ ♪ but you get off on shiftin' the blame givin' you a riser ♪ ♪ when you're feeding the flame oh baby ♪ ♪ you've got some issues to face ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ it feels like maybe, maybe it's you ♪ ♪ maybe it's you ♪ ♪ the reason, the reason for all my pain ♪

♪ keeping me up night and day ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ i finally see there was nothing ♪ ♪ wrong with me it was always you it was always you ♪ ♪ always always you it was always you always always you ♪ ♪ it was always you always always you it was always you ♪ ♪ always always you always, always you ♪ ♪ always, always you ♪ ♪ i finally see, there was

nothing wrong with me, it was always you ♪ [ cheering ] [ cheering and applause ] >> thank you so much. ♪ tonight, serving on the spectrum. >> i more or less had my dream taken away from me. >> people with autism struggling to find their place in the u.s. armed services. >> i think that they're missing out some amazing people wit