of urban warfare. we are talking about 15,000 terrorists and about 15,000 civilians, which is one of the lowest ratios. but, you know, you have cam cambodia, the civil war in syria, he butchered his own people, almost a million of them, but we didn't see any of these protests. so what is different about this war? one thing is different. it's the jewish state that is defending itself. >> neil: prime minister, thank you very much. it is very good having you. naftali bennett, the former israeli prime minister. as to the timing of that planned attack on rafah, that benjamin netanyahu has not indicated that it is still on, whether that disturbs or disrupts negotiations with hamas on the release of hostages and the rest, it doesn't matter. protests. ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: hello, everyone. i'm judge jeanine pirro on with

harold ford jr., jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ [explosions] president biden finally forced to condemn the insanity on college campuses, as riot cops put an end to the anarchy at ucla. smashing through their plywood gaza encampment wall, removing pallets and metal barriers, as they fought pro-terrorist protesters for three hours. the battle was intense. officers using tear gas flares, and flash-bangs after being attacked by these radicals.

and then they started making arrests, unmasking and purple walking these hamas-loving students, one by one. eventually clearing the encampment. the agitators were just spewing garbage. they left it behind, too. the cleared out campus was a landfill of anti-semitic hatred. the school had to literally bring in bulldozers to clean it all up. and after waiting weeks, president biden finally showing his sorry face to make formal remarks and timidly speaking out against the anarchy. >> there is the right to protest, but not the right to cause chaos. none of this is a peaceful protest. threatening people, intimidating people, is not peaceful protest. it is against the law. there is no place for hate speech or violence of any kind, whether it is anti-semitism, islamophobia, or discrimination

against arab-americans or palestinian americans. it is simply wrong. there is no place for racism in america. >> reporter: mr. president, have the protests forced you to reconsider the policies within the region? >> no. >> judge jeanine: but compare those words to what donald trump is saying. >> they did a really good job at ucla. it was very much embedded. and just so you understand, this is the radical left. this is a movement from the left, not the right. the right is not your problem. despite what law enforcement likes to say, the fbi director said that he worries about -- these are radical left lunatics. and they've got to be stopped now because it's going to go on and on and it's going to get worse and worse, and, you know, they take over countries, okay, and we are not letting them take over the usa. we are not letting the radical left morons take over this country. >> judge jeanine: all right, jesse, i'll start with you.

you know, it's very interesting, when biden was finally made a decision to speak, he talked about, there is no place for anti-semitism and there is no place for islamophobia. i mean, is he tone-deaf? he has he been listening to the fact that this is all about intifada and killing the jews? is it too little, too late? >> jesse: yeah, took him ten days to tell us bigotry is bad. okay. then he said republicans don't pounce. and then he bounced. downright churchillian, if you ask me, judge. up there with his strong statement, don't. you remember nobody listens to this guy. mn trump comes in and constantly beats him to the punch. he's always early and more descriptive, whether it's laken riley or east palestine or here. he gets some great points about the protest and about what should be done about it, while biden's head is in the clouds. i get that you want to protest and fight the power in college.

that is fine. but i don't think they are really knowing what they are protesting. they are really protesting america. because they don't know how good they have it. right now they have never suffered in their entire lives. >> judge jeanine: let me just interrupt for a moment. president trump has arrived at the to fire department, firehouse, he is handing out pizzas right now. we expect to hear from him in a few minutes. finish your thought. >> jesse: i was just going to say these kids have never really suffered, so their idea of suffering is like a camping trip, and now they want catering and they are asking for a side of riot gear. and it is like when you pitch a tent in your backyard, mom, heat me up some vegan plates, you know, jimmy is coming over. it's silly. and it's not going to do anything to joe biden. biden's not going to say oh, they are angry at columbia, do something. bibi is not listening. they got the money from congress, probably going to rafah and clean up hamas hamas isn't even agreeing to any of the cease-fire demands.

israel is bending over backwards to do a cease-fire. hamas says no, come get us. nothing is going to change. >> judge jeanine: you know, was interesting, harold, it's students at these universities, that they want all this ridiculous stuff. they want knee pads, elbow pads, vegan food, i mean, but they want to know all about the financial investments of these universities. we want to be able to look at your books and find out what your university is supporting. and then we find out that almost half of these agitators aren't even students in the campus. >> harold: good to be back with everybody, and it's been unfortunate watching a lot what's happened over the last week and a half. but to watch, to greg's point come into jesse's point, the poe and law enforcement, even what president trump shared at the outset, i agree with part of it. i like the fact, i've been a supporter of police and law enforcement confronting and holding people accountable who are not exercising their first amendment rights, legally.

two, i've said before, we have a history of protest in our country. and the most successful, the most persuasive, the most powerful protest has always been peaceful. and it's always been with an end in mind. and without -- i should say an absence of violence towards those who may be opposed to you, or for that matter, seeking violence or preaching hatred towards those people. in this instance here, we are talking about what people are doing to jewish americans anti-jewish people and how they are talking about the jewish state. so, again, i am happy that people have been arrested. now, one of the things i think we should focus on, judge, and i know you focus on a lot because it's your life works and mission, accountability to life. for many, we have gotten to a point where people don't think they should be held accountable for their actions. when i listen to that young lady come out of columbia and ask for food, she said humanitarian aid, now if you choose to go to a school, to your last point, a

place where they are investing in things you don't like, then you shouldn't invest in it, nor should you go there. you should just withdraw. i think mayor adams had it right, that people outside of these schools are agitating, they are making problems. but we should understand and we should teach kids and people in life that you can't violate the law and then hide behind the first amendment or hide behind fancy words. and finally, one of the things i have yet to understand around these people that are prot protesting, what is it that you think that you achieve in the long run if you are not out talking about peace and talking about change and talking about bringing things to people's lives that they don't have. and what you are doing now is completely against that, and i'm glad to hear president trump and president biden speaking where they are. >> judge jeanine: finally, president biden decided to speak. what do you think pushed the president, dana?

was at that axios article? >> dana: it could be. the media was certainly going, why are you being so silent, sir? it became -- i think the window closed. right? he had an opportunity to say something. i think he said too little, too late. it was a feeble response. i get you are against the protest. they're not even protesting against hamas -- israel so much anymore. the university of chicago today, they demanded that the green new deal be passed. okay? that is preposterous. his response was feeble. you are looking at president trump now. he spent the entire day in court, and now he is out and about meeting with people who want to be there. are a member wahwah and the president can't even take questions from the press, can't find the outreach to say, wait a minute, i am hearing that students at northwestern university, i know what happened at ucla, this happened to my friend's son, sent me this note, basically the activists were self-appointed and they were

telling -- if you were jewish, you could not go into this location. that does not get the president mad? he doesn't want to actually do something? then i hear that yesterday he did have a meeting of his anti-semitic counsel -- anti-semitism council. but they didn't tell anybody about it. why? what are you waiting for? the last thing i would point out, the students, yes, they are of course an audience of his, but so are parents, taxpayers, faculty, senior citizens, holocaust survivors. there is a lot of different people that you have to think about in all of this when you are the leader of the free world. also, i'm sorry, i do have one last thing. they don't know how to camp. when you camp, you leave no trace. these guys left an entire mess for everybody else to clean up. they should have had them clean it up. >> judge jeanine: you know, greg, the university in iran has offered scholarships to these american protesters. shouldn't they take advantage of that generous offer to live under the regime that supports

and directs hamas? >> greg: i think so. i think they might actually find a major that fits their mentality. they could enroll in kill the jews 101 with a minor in public executions and in phys ed they could do, i don't know, jihadist jumping jacks. just go back to what biden said. remember, he based his entire campaign in 2020 on the fine people hoax. he lied and said that president trump had claimed that there were fine people on both sides, when talking about white supremacists and rioters when he was in fact talking about the debate over statues. now we have a real fine people hoax. joe biden came out and said, you know, we have to condemn anti-semitism and islamophobia. there is no islamophobia president. >> judge jeanine: that's right. >> greg: there isn't that they are. he cannot even isolate -- it's pretty clear that jews will always be treated differently. negatively. how can this be -- why can't you

just say, this is anti-semitism, and it's wrong, instead of placing it into the context of something else. now when you look at the protest, there is things you've got to notice. especially the videos we were seeing. a lot of people aren't talking about that, and i don't know why, but they look miserable, disheveled. meanwhile we see those counterprotesters, those frat boys, healthy, good looking guys, they got it together. these women are a mess. there is something going on in our culture where leftism has led young women down a path for their only purpose, where they perceive, is outrage. and you see this in every issue, whether it is trans, supporting hamas, blm, they devoted their aimless energy into causes that served only to undermine their future, their happiness, and we have derided motherhood to the point they're only me baby is

abortion. you look at this and there's two parts of this. you've got the people leading the protests. they are the lead singers. the students are just the chorus. pull out the lead singers, there is no chorus periods and who are the lead singers? they are trained professional instigators. who is behind this? are intel agents probably know that. why are they saying anything? welcome alex soros hasn't come out and said, look, i have nothing to do with this. i'm not supporting this. there is a growing assumption that his money going into these groups, democrat sponsored groups to do this. why aren't the media going after this trying to find -- they spend so much time, we need to ferret out the white supremacists in the military. we are going to do a whole research project on it. they found nothing. and yet they can't tell us who's behind this? a widespread anti-semitic

phenomenon, and you are not the least bit interested in who is behind it? but you're interested that maybe a white guy had a confederate flag on his bunk in the mil military? >> judge jeanine: well said to. >> greg: thank you. >> harold: i'm interested in both. >> judge jeanine: donald trump meeting with nypd and fdny now. he's expected to speak at any moment, and we are going to bring it to you live. but coming up, joe biden finally unites the country. >> [bleep]. [bleep]. >> judge jeanine: pro-palestinian and pro-israeli protesters coming together to deliver him the same message. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> dana: fox news alert. donald trump just left the firehouse after mixing it up a bit after court with cops and firefighters at the fdny firehouse in manhattan. and that comes as the liberal media is in a bit of a panic this morning, fretting over how the images of chaos on college campuses could negatively impact their reelection prospects of president biden. >> this is not helping the people of gaza, and this is not helping those of us who want to fight fascism in america. >> are you really focusing on what is going on in gaza, about the children come about the women come about the innocent people? and in israel, they have lost the message. >> do you care about joe biden getting elected? then let's stop fooling around here. we have to condemn any kind of violence, any kind of exclusion,

we cannot have any tolerance of anti-semitism, for example. >> got to ring some alarm bells. they see violence and protest on college campuses, young people calling joe biden genocide joe, and it scares people. >> hearkening back to the 1930s in europe and i do not say that like know mike lightly. the fear among jews in this country is palpable right now. >> dana: meanwhile president biden finally making good on his promise to unite the country. this was amazing but it might not have been the way he expected. a group of pro-israel and pro-palestinian protesters at the university of alabama uniting in a chant against him. >> [bleep] joe biden! [bleep] joe biden! [bleep] joe biden! [bleep] joe biden! >> dana: that is, i haven't been able to stop thinking about that all day. there is also, just, incredible, the images you are seeing, and i wonder if when the president watch morning joe, which apparently he watches every day, he realized, wow, it's so bad,

i'm going to have to say something today. >> greg: all i heard was "let's go brandon," i don't know what you guys are talking about. the democrats have got a terror problem. they have a hate problem. those protesters ask for the kneepads because they are blowing hamas, and this is a democrat problem, right? those zip ties and ropes, that wasn't for that os and employee, they were going to have hostages. did you ever think of that? they were planning on getting hostages, i'm surprised they didn't ask for hang gliders. this is the case with every major crisis that america faces, whether it's crime, border, or hamas. it doesn't matter to the left until it matters politically. when it becomes a threat is when it threatens their power. the democrats denied the post-floyd crime wave until they saw the polls. the dems ignored the border until they saw the buses coming to their cities and their political livelihoods in danger. and now, never mind the oct

october 7th the nihilism on or the kill the jews chants for the rampant crime on campuses, it is the optics of that that worries them because it's the politics, you know, mika, speaking of morning joe, i cannot figure out which one is dumb and dumber. she said the protests looked like january 6th. you have to understand, she said "looks like." right? that's all that matters to them, is what it looks like. january 6th was nothing like any of this. january 6th was a single day of unruly outrage over an election by people who actually love america and do not chant "death to america" like these folks. you know, this might look like january 6th, but it's a thousand times worse because they are preaching the death of other people. if you look at it through a moral lens and not a political one, you would have figured it out. >> dana: i had to go back and check something, judge. on monday i had seen that

mika brzezinski on morning joe had said, oh, my gosh, this looks like january 6th. today, this morning, al sharpton said, it's like january 6th, and she said, you can't compare -- don't compare it to january 6th. i said, to my assistant, wait, didn't she compare -- yes. the images speak for themselves. >> they speak for themselves and obviously she had to pull back from it, on january 6th, everyone was hunted down. they went to the banks appear they got your credit cards, found out where you bought your gas, whether or not you bought lunch in d.c. i mean, and if they can do that to lock up the people on the right, they can certainly do that to lock up a lot of these protesters, who are covering themselves so they can't be identified. but i want to say one thing, dana. i see de blasio up there, the former mayor of new york city, and all of a sudden, we can't engage in anti-semitism. well, 2020, there was a revered

rabbi who died, and i mean, thousands of jews came out. de blasio came out himself with the police and ordered that the police immediately summons and arrest the jews who were there. i mean, he has such a bad history toward jews and now all of a sudden, yeah, we shouldn't engage in any kind of anti-semitism. and unfortunately what we have in this country is the fear among jews in this country today is palpable. i mean, all of the reminders are there. whether it is pre-world war ii, kristallnacht with the glass breaking, or not allowing jews into buildings, i mean, this is frightening, frightening stuff. and so, biden now because he is worried about the progressives is, you know, he's just trying to make sure there isn't any islamophobia. as if someone has claimed there is islamophobia out there today. biden caused this himself

because in 2020 when he ran against donald trump, it was the right versus the left, but in 2024, it's going to be the right versus the left versus the progressive left. and biden created that mess. and, you know, when he comes out and says, well, we believe in free speech and we believe in the right to protest, i don't want to hear you say that, biden. just get to it. just condemn it. just say it is criminal and they need to be prosecuted. and he sounds like the college and university professors. and so he is qualifying it. you can't do this -- no, this is unacceptable. and finally, the left is silent because they are in lockstep with the progressives here. and so, you know, they started by saying for hamas. you know, this is terrible. civilians are dying, palestinians are dying. within the next thing is they don't have food, they don't have medical care, we've got to help them. and then, finally, now it is kill the jews, and that is where

they are. >> dana: all right, they want me to go fast here but i do want to make a point that on academia, listening to the call me back podcast today with dan seymour, apparently it is already happening where professors who are jewish are being quietly uninvited to conferences or they are being not asked to submit papers to things that you would normally have in academia. so there is also a quiet anti-semitism happening, harold. >> harold: look, we should denounce anti-semitism. i think greg was right at the outset. this is the issue at hand. i think one of the reasons -- i didn't necessarily think it was right -- one of the reasons black lives matter people talked about black lives matter it was because of things we are dealing with and people would say blue lives matter, which i thought was true, white lives matter, period. at this moment because he had not spoken, i agree with greg, he should've just said, this is the issue at hand, and we need to address it head-on. greg, i would be curious, one of the things you said a few weeks ago, you talked about these

pro -- i don't know why we say pro-hamas. tyrus was on here. if you are hamas, you are a terrorist. you don't have to be hamas barely don't want these people voting for trump. we got to figure out how we reeducate and make these people aware to the extent they don't know that we just arrest them and then we try to teach them. two, to your point, judge, we should hold everyone accountable. i hope every exhaustive way we have rightly went after january 6th criminals, we should go after these criminals here, we should go after these people imparting violence on our campus in our neighborhoods. i was in atlanta yesterday. it was interesting, driving by campuses, watching these kids outside. aid to gaza. stop the genocide. one had a pro-hamas, no one had released the hostages. i think it is a credible argument to make. i understand the argument. i want a two-state solution. i believe we have to figure out a way, you can be pro-get aid to gaza and be in favor of israel. you can be pro-in favor of

ensuring that we try to save lives and at the same time release the hostages. i don't understand how you are not that way if you are on that side protesting. all you do is feed the notion, perhaps rightly so, that may be you are against israel. and are not for peace but are for a violence that many of us are opposed to. and finally, to your point, dana, i haven't heard the thing with seymour but i know this, the idea of tenured professors on campus, we are going to have to reevaluate all of that pure tenured professors cannot teach their kids to go out and preach and impart violence. they can teach them to make their case and do it peacefully, but those who are advocating violence, they should be fired. >> dana: jesse, biden didn't exactly turn on "paw patrol" today. >> harold: that's a great show. to be when i saw three episodes of "ball patrol" this morning and i got to tell am just engage. the media understands that chaos for an incumbent is a killer and that is why they pushed the riots under trump and that is why they are trying to hide the

riots now. because it's deadly. they see it as a p.r. problem. they are not saying let's stop hating jews, they are just saying, hey, guys, don't you know there is cameras out there? it threatens their access to power and it hurts their talking points. they have been talking about right-wing violence violence for three years. now they can't talk about it anymore. and we know better than anybody around this table, the images on the screen are powerful. we have had the kabul airport. you had migrants. you've had ukraine. you've had gaza. you've had crime. and you are going to a convention in chicago where there is going to be action. and going into this summer, to have this on campus, they are going to need more than steven spielberg. >> dana: not even this summer, wait until next fall. i know we've got to go. donald trump fighting his gag order while his lawyer argues why brag's star witness michael cohen gets to shop around a tv show. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: day ten of the trump trials, the president outout of the former president t of the freezing cold ice box. delivering pizza to the cops and firefighters. after today 45 railing against the gag order, saying the judge should take the muzzle off. >> i should be out campaigning right now. i want to be campaigning like i was yesterday. but i'm not allowed to testify at, i'm a gag order. we are going to be appealing the gag order. there has never been abuse like this before. this conflicted judge ought to get out of this case. he should not be having this case. it gives us nothing. it is such a rig court. >> jesse: trump's team pointing out how the former president cannot respond to the showboating antics of michael cohen. the convicted felon gets to cash in with toby tiktoks about the

trial. taunting trump on twitter. trump in an orange jumpsuit. michael cohen shopping on a tv show called "the fixer" inspired by trump's "the apprentice." dana come a little pit stop, no comments actor come effective. >> dana: effective. comments we always like, if he is in a courtroom all day, he can't. campaigning on wednesday, he was a happy warrior and spoke for over an hour at each event. i think it is interesting as a political observer to watch how these two campaigns are going forward. he is basically being asked to run the new york marathon with 20-pound weight on his ankles and he is actually able to do it. i do think that michael cohen should be able to do that. i don't how to stop it. i don't get it. it does seem extraordinarily unfair. i think these are the five things that this election is

going to turn on. we have mentioned it already, abortion is an issue, we know it is, immigration, we know that's the issue, the economy is the number one issue, crime is a lot of issue, and i would add this campus stuff animal in order. the last thing is geopolitics. on every single issue, president biden is upside down. >> jesse: isn't it fun to watch trump deliver pizza? >> greg: it certainly is. in minds me of those movies i made the '80s. i don't normally call back the things i've said in the past, you know i'm a very humble person full of humanity. but didn't i predict that law surveyor would frame a better version of trump? it caused him to focus. almost like a professional boxer, what's it called, abstinent? i don't know what that means. until the fight, then he is like rahhh! the more you put him in a box,

the more contained energy, focus, and all of a sudden, dare i say bragg and company have made trump a more appealing, better version, it is trump 2.0. i say more trials. >> jesse: i'm not sure he agrees with that. >> greg: you notice how lucy is? on those campaign stops yesterday, hey. it wasn't even -- he was a happy warrior. it is just an interesting thing to see. >> jesse: it's the abstinence, isn't it, jeanine? >> judge jeanine: i agree with you. i really do. he is playing their game and he is winning it. what he is doing as he is so focused when he comes out of court. he is lucid. he is clear. you don't worry. you don't get anxiety he is going to stumble. he talks about the college campuses, he talks about inflation, he talks about the border. he's got more eyeballs on him for that 30-45 seconds then

joe biden does, and the truth is, he's winning in spite of the fact they are locking him down, so now they add four more counts to the gag order. and i remember they took him on twitter, they took him off facebook, msnbc, won't run anything that he does, they won't take his rallies, and then he comes out of court and they say, you know, what do you think of david pecker? and he said, he's a nice guy. they want to gag him on that. he can't even say someone is a nice guy. ridiculous. >> jesse: all right, harold, i mean, maybe, like greg said, he is in prison shape. yeah, serving some time, but he comes out ripped to. >> greg: prison shape. >> harold: what everyone aspires to. greg is write about that can be sure that early on. if you are trump running that campaign, the only thing i would want him saying about michael michael cohen or any witness in that case you have to figure ouo

classes of voters come i don't mean anything by class, two groups of voters. first those voting for haley feud will they come back to the republican party in the fall? and two, and dependent voters in michigan, commonwealth of pennsylvania, nevada, arizona, north carolina come to georgia, that is what i would be focused on. if you are this is an opportunity to issue the toughest executive order you can on the border, to talk about an economic plan. these are the things i would be advising on either side. trump is getting there. i think the optics of going to the firehouse -- before he goes into court, basically saying everybody is on there against him, it's hard, if you're an american, who is struggling, week by week, month by month, to hear a billionaire complain that he is innocent and it is that he is in court. talk about america. if you are biden, talk about the things were going to do, as well, otherwise i think you will be at a disadvantage come late fall. >> jesse: i have a better idea, bring pizzas to the jury. >> harold: that is called -- >> jesse: tampering? scratch that. coming up, we all know real men

major in history, not art. joe biden is bailing out the student debt of useless art degree majors. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> greg: good news, red america, joe biden is forcing taxpayers to pay off the loans of over 300,000 plumbers and welders. oh, wait, that's not right. i meant art students. joe biden canceling $6.1 billion in loans taken out by 300,000 students at the art institutes. a network of for-profit colleges that were shuttered last year. i'm going to go to you first come harold. all right, this is the first time they have canceled the loans and offered an explanation, claiming these people were cheated. so that's okay, fair enough, but then that calls into question all of the other loans that they didn't explain.

6000000000 out of $154 billion, why did they explain this one and not the others? >> harold: your guess is as good as mine. i share everyone's opinion on this. dana has been, i think, the most articulate about this over the many months. dana was a first deposit the idea, both you and the judge, truckers -- >> judge jeanine: oh, me too! >> harold: plumbers and electricians. this is wrong. flat out. i appreciate the explanation. there are a number of people in our society who are filling gaps in our economy where we have shortcomings. they should have their loans, should have some forgiveness, and for that matter, some dispensation for that, as well. >> greg: we should use the word -- it's a transfer. taking money from somebody else. it's like this forgiveness b.s. judge, what are the odds that the taxpayers are bailing out a few of these aging protesters we are seeing? there's got to be a few of them

that we are paying for. >> judge jeanine: well, we are absolutely paying for them and probably their oreos, too, if they go to court and you have a prosecutor willing to do their job. the art majors, they say the institution lied to them and told them they could get jobs when they really couldn't. and then i found out the fine art majors are less employable than high school dropouts, according to a study, okay? now if they actually didn't know that, then we should sue them for being stupid appeared stupid. >> greg: stupid! no, you are right. by the way, who should bear responsibility, dana? shared by those responsible, who made the loans come who backs the loans, supplied the loans? it could be split, borrower, bank, college, leave us out of it. >> dana: biden want all of us to pay for something but never has the temerity to say that to the universities, you guys have to get your act together. do you know what they're trying to do with this entire student loan bailout? more than the cost -- they could

triple the pell grant program. they could pay for all the pre-k programs. and also what is to stop donald trump if he wins again from saying, hey, anybody in a red state you have a mortgage, going to pay that off. that is the precedent we are setting here. >> greg: jesse, you almost majored in artistry, didn't you? >> jesse: i was this close. and then i was history major. >> greg: you drop the art. >> harold: right on its stupid head and now look at me. i did a deep dive on some of these build out college art history majors, are you ready? here is a 34-year-old transgender cosplay only founds creator who is very pro-palestine. and then there is another woman who wrote "f the pigs," and then my favorite, this is a partially funny, big gremlin energy lady, who says, pleased by your gifts, such as statues of demons and frog mascot costumes. >> greg: and we are paying for

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welcome back. the next time you are out the door without your keys, don't sweat it. researchers say forgetting something is actually good for your brain. there's a natural part of the memory process. exclamation point, do you sometimes forget your keys or something that belongs out the door? >> greg: i wish i'd forget the last three years. your brain is finite. when i add something to what i need, you have to move something away to make room. i leave for work, wallet, work bag, keys, sunglasses, and elayna says can you drop this off in the trash, it's wallet, work bag, sunglasses, trash, and no keys. and then i have to go back inside but i don't have my keys so i am outside and then i am talking to some people out there, heading downtown, gone for four hours, i miss the show. >> judge jeanine: you know what i would do? >> harold: judge, what would you do? >> judge jeanine: i just want a piggy bank. what i would do is end up

throwing out the wallet and the keys with the garbage. that's all i have to say. >> harold: prime time? >> jesse: i have a lot of room still left in my brain because i don't have a lot of problems are losing things. >> greg: you don't lose anything? >> jesse: my dignity. besides that, i'm good. >> dana: forgetting things leaving the house is good for you, then peter is in excellent condition. he's listening now, he's in the car. almost every single time when we go to leave, especially when we are coming back, he is like, i'll be right back. it's always something, a hat, sunglasses, not usually the keys but sometimes the keys, sometimes the wallet, sometimes the phone. the phone the other day, forgot it in the car, dropped off at the airport, has to call the guy come come back around. >> greg: a good example of this, think about why you forget not to put your fly out. what makes you forget? someone will start talking to you in the men's room. you get distracted.

>> dana: why don't girls have a problem? >> greg: think it is deliberate? >> judge jeanine: yes! [laughter] >> harold: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ [laughter] >> judge jeanine: it's time now for "one more thing." jesse? >> jesse: ever seen the tricity chilly peppers play baseball in they are playing in the dark. whole game in the dark. cosmic baseball. glow in the dark unis, everything is black lit and the whole stadium is on gummies. [laughter] >> jesse: tonight, "jesse watters primetime," the heroic university, north carolina chapel hill fraternity brother put the flag back up on "primetime." >> judge jeanine: fantastic. okay. after going viral on tiktok for greeting people at target, the

store had a special surprise for the friendliest customer. little aside became an hand area team member at local target greeting customers in his very own mini uniform. he also joined the team for morning huddle and made sure that the toy department inventory was good to go. >> dana: cute. >> greg: big fan of child labor. tonight brian kilmeade, adam carolla, kat timpf, tyrus. that's a banger. >> judge jeanine: that's a lot of guests. >> greg: let's do this greg's nosey neighbor news. i don't like it when my neighbors are looking in my yard seeing what i'm up to, making a shallow graves for my bad meals. take a look at this fella. this woman is just minding her own business, doing some little outdoor exercise in knoxville and look who is watching her. >> jesse: perverts. >> greg: rubbernecking. look, leave her alone you spotted pervert. look at that guy.

huh? looks like adam schiff. >> judge jeanine: dana. >> dana: check out echo the australia shepherd and everest is a would goen retriever. this isn't what the mom came home to. the dogs are not just on the furniture but the counter and refrigerator. >> judge jeanine: oh my gosh. >> dana: judge, your dogs wouldn't do that. >> judge jeanine: no, never. >> dana: that's all i got. >> judge jeanine: how did they get up there? >> harold: orlando police team up to give this young man battling kidney disease stone hicks. wanted to be an officer of the day. made him an officer, got his uniform and car and a he quote a chance to meet some paw patrol characters on his favorite show. way to go officer, my man. >> judge jeanine: what a great story. that is terrific. all right, everybody. that's it for us tonight. have a great night. >> bret: all right, judge. paw patrol. all right, thank you. >> judge jeanine: that's the show. >> bret: we will see you. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. protesters clash with police on several colleg